What a city, seriously is there anywhere else in the world quite like Glasgow, the humour, the lifestyle, our ability to deal with tragedy, our ability to find humour in the darkness of life. Our friendliness. The bloody relentless weather. Glasgow is yours, mine, theirs everybody’s, Be proud.

Oh My God…Only in Glasgow.

1. Swear Down, Madonna Was in Actual Kokomo

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Only in Glasgow can you have a genuine chance of “getting aff” wi’ Madonna.

2. Sub Club

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Yup we officially have the “Best Small Club” in Britain, (Sub Club). Along with this award Sub Club also triumphed in three other categories Breakthrough DJ (Jasper James), Best Compilation (Slam) Best Album (The Revenge) and Breakthrough Label (Dixon Avenue Basement Jams). Well done lads.

3. Good Patter is Good Advertising

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Only in Glasgow, can patter be more memorable than a nationwide advertising campaign.

4. Weather Woes

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Only in Glasgow can umbrellas can be pretty much rendered useless as it it regularly rains sideways. How do you defend yourself against that?

5. What A Trip (Advisor)

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Only in Glasgow can a random woman become 87th best Glasgow attraction on Trip Advisor (We heard her tea is sublime).

6. The Best Mary By Far

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Only in Glasgow, will people actually follow up with 5 star reviews of Mary’s “Maryness”.

7. F*** David Cameron

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Only in Glasgow do we refuse to put up with bullshit.

8. For Fox Sake

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Only in Glasgow can foxes be tempted away from Pizza Hut by blue haired “Fox Whisperers”.

9. Taps Oan / Taps Aff

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Only in Glasgow, does the weather fall into two categories, Taps Oan or Taps Aff, Don’t believe us? There’s now a website dedicated to it. F*** the Met Office we’re all about Taps Oan / Taps Aff.

10. Glas”go” Nuts For Doughnuts

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Only in Glasgow (we hope), will people queue for 8 hours to be the first person to purchase Krispy Kreme doughnuts at Braehead.

10. Buckfast Mulled Wine

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Only in Glasgow, can we take a Christmas tradition, and give it our own special twist.