While Johnny Depp advertises sausages and “Stormtroopers” casually peruse Byres Road on a Saturday night, it really does seem like you’re guaranteed to see something wonderful every time you venture out onto the streets of Glasgow.

And its with that in mind GlasgowLiving brings you…

You Know You’re In Glasgow When…

1. It’s So Cold The Monuments Are All Wearing Bunnets

monuments

3.  Traffic Cones Come To Life On Halloween

traffic cones

 

3. Not Even Stormtroopers Get A Taxi On Byres Road

stromtrooper

4. It’s Almost Guaranteed You’ll Stumble Into A Political Demonstration

protest

5. Food Poisoning Is Considered A Delicacy

food poisoning

6. All Advertising Is Considered Good Advertising

All advertising

7.  The Football Mascots Haunt Your Dreams

Partcik thistle

8. The Painter and Decorators Are Internationally Renowned

glasgow sense of homour

9. Alibis Come At A Price

Bar Notice

10. The InterCity Rivalry Is Finally Put To Rest

Glasgow welcome

11. The City Square Is Both A Bed And A Library

george square

12. No One Is Above Being Put In Their Place

Glasgow U2

Last But Not Least

13. Everybody Is Guaranteed Satisfaction

Orgasm meeting

How do you know when you’re in Glasgow? Leave a comment below…