You’re Only Shmokin it! Sarah a really fancy you, so eh how about it? A wasnae stealin!!

Who remembers the old health board adverts (Hebs)? We’re not entirely sure of their effectiveness but they certainly caught the nations attention.

Ten years old and there’s a good chance you’ll still hear somebody shouting, their timeless catchphrases in the most random of places.

Which of the H.E.B.S adverts and catchphrases can you remember?

No.7 Sticks

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Who can remember the brilliant line, “This tastes boggin”.

No.6 Mysteries of the Universe

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Set like a documentary, “Mysteries of the universe” was another classic.

No.5 Rave

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Remember “He’s aff his heeeed” or “haw it’s turned her intae a pure space cadet.”

No.4 Stinx

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This was less a catchphrase and more a complete rip off, of the melody behind Britney Spears “Baby Hit Me One More Time”.

No.3 Smack

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Take your pick from these classics “Aye Shmack, yer only smoking it!” “A wasnae stealin!” “Or any shpare change pal?”

No.2 Booze (Female)

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“Should have seen the nick o’ her on Saturday night”

No.1 Sarah (Male)

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“Sarah, a really fancy you so eh, how about it?”

So how about it Glasgow did we miss any? Fill us in below.