Welcome to the second installment of The Weegie Tweets the News. We’ve round up the most informative tweets and instas so you are well-informed about all Glasgow goings-on.

Mysterious Glow in the Sky Causes Glee and Strong Sense of Pride

We officially won the weather bingo, for the first and possibly last time. Savour it, Glasgow.

‘The Tshirt was Only Holding Me Back’ says Professional Sunbather

http://twitter.com/CasCasG/status/737637923722563584

We’d like to salute this woman for starting a much-needed trend. Admittedly Glasgow was much too cold for a #tapsaff equality campaign until now.

Fruity Fridays Taken to the Next Level

http://twitter.com/GrayInGlasgow/status/736596529142587392

It was been confirmed that this would be open to all fruits, not just oranges. Fair’s fair.

Numerous Unexplained Cases of Mistaking Body Parts for Sausages

#hotdogsorlegs #lunchbreak

A post shared by Sara Elise (@sara.outsearching) on

It’s spreading like wildfire!

[Insert Ironic Headline Here]

Outside Lupe Pinto on Great Western Road #glasgow #glasgowbanter

A post shared by Laurianne's Raw Cakes (@lauriannerawcakes) on

This one is quite funny by itself, actually. So we didn’t bother with a headline.

Seen anything both funny AND newsworthy? Tweet us at @glasgowliving and we’ll get it on the next installment!